I was having a tough time with this one. I feel like Garth Ennis would get you caught in an orgy or a bar fight, Warren Ellis would show you scary pictures online, and Alan Moore would get you sucked into a chaos magick vortex or something. So maybe something safe, like a cup of coffee with Stan the Man.

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This was the world that I had created. I know what I have to do to fix it...to make things right. There's no problem that can't be solved.

Stan would probably talk about himself the whole time... I would say Claremont. The guy influenced a series I read all through my childhood. I would have a lot of questions to ask.

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Starting with... How do you suck so bad?!?

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Do not bore me with such trite cliches. For I have you in my clutches, and should I choose, I could snuff out your insignificant lives in an instant.

Ehh, don't hate. Sure he got tired late in the game. But the death of Jean Grey and the Dark Phoenix Saga? The original Hellfire stuff. It was pretty good.

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Past greatness isn't cause to overlook current sucktatude. And Claremont sucks like a five cent hooker.

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Do not bore me with such trite cliches. For I have you in my clutches, and should I choose, I could snuff out your insignificant lives in an instant.

Still would be interesting to talk to. I probably would avoid "Why do you suck so much now?". The guy has been at marvel for a long time. Imagine the stories.

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Stan without a doubt, he is a biggie in our house even though we are kind of nerdy/geeky, so just about anyone would be okay. Then again if we are doing an all time list of peoples minds I want to pick I would need to somehow add Malcolm McDowell into the mix, the man is just crazy!

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crazy 8s

Alan Moore, mostly for pointers and visual studying on how one eats with a wookie on their face.

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Also, semi-crazy would make interesting lunch conversation.

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Stan, for sure, here as well. I would be perfectly okay with him talking about himself as long as he wants. He has accomplished so much in his lifetime and he's still kicking.