Hey, Stan got it right! In the Ang Lee Hulk movie, they have the Hulk pick up a tank by the barrel and do a hammer toss with it. But in real life, a tank's turret is held in place by its own weight (rather than being securely fastened to the chassis), and could be lifted off in the manner shown here.
I always trust the testimonials of pretty Japanese wives.
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How is she wiping away tears underwater? Maybe Atlanteans cry oil or something.
Meow!
Am talking like pilot. Have gone crazy.
The Hulk is jumping into the air, and his speed is "increasing every second!!" Let's see, I only got a B in calculus, so I'll defer to Dr. Banner here, but I seem to remember that acceleration is the derivative of velocity, which is the derivative of position ... carry the one ... no, this "speed increasing every second" business doesn't make any sense at all.
Yeuchhh. My eyelids would be flickering too.
LOL. This is awesome, out of context.
A vacuum cleaner.
Daredevil is orienting himself using toots. Toots...
Silver Age books are replete with this kind of "I could never ask her to marry me" bs, but this statement seems particularly hilarious to me.
Go shoot some heroin, bitch.
Let's see, according to
Google, it would take about three hours to walk from Manhattan where the Daily Bugle is to Forest Hills where Peter and Aunt May live. How the fuck does she think he's getting home if not by taking the bus?
A classic.
There are those today who complain that Hollywood makes too many remakes. It's nothing new, people!
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